Jan 27th 2006 03:38:18 pm
I am thinking about getting a tattoo. I feel like I need more of an edge. I feel like people may be more likely to take me seriously if I had some sort of badass side… and my cute stationery store just isn’t helping me out in this area. So, I either need to fabricate some sort of elaborate criminal record (a la James Frey) or get a tattoo.
My 25th birthday is coming up in about 13 days, and since I have never really done anything crazy and stupid in my entire life ever, I thought this would be a good time for the tattoo. (Ok, one time when I was about 8 years old my cousins and I threw some plaster around a new house that was in the process of being built… my mom will probably say that was pretty stupid, but other than that, I don’t have any wild stories.) So, I really am sincerely interested in tattoos. I think that the good ones can be quite beautiful. If I actually were to get a serious one, it would have to be well thought out and very beautiful and special. I also really, really want a tattoo on the bottom of my big toe, and I don’t think that is exactly possible. I have heard that it won’t heal on the sole of your foot and that even if it does it will rub off.
But, if I was to find someone who would do a tattoo on my the bottom of my toe, I think I would like something roughly like this blue star with “25″ in the middle. It would be tiny, like 1/2 of an inch wide. I also wouldn’t mind getting something like that on the palm-side of the middle segment of my left pinky… but again, I don’t think they will do tattoos on the palm of your hand.
As you can see, I am not that adventurous or badass even when it comes to just hypothetically thinking about tattoos… I am so lame! My other tattoo ideas: I have thought about getting “travis” tattooed somewhere, but I don’t know where… and I would also like a cute little pink heart, but I don’t know where… God, I am so bad at this! Please, help me! Give me some more tattoo ideas or suggestions… If I actually go through with this whole tattoo thing (which, btw, is VERY unlikely) and I use your super-cool idea, I will send you an awesome overly-cute prize! (Giving me the idea of NOT getting a tattoo doesn’t count for the contest, Dad.)
Categories: Just for Fun, Thinking